Duct tape. 

Duct tape plunger, duct tape door done so far.  Next I gotta do a hammock.

Not a half jobber like you see on the internet, but 100% duct tape.  Duct tape mount, duct tape rope, and duct tape fabric.

It'll be epic.

So the other day I decided I wanted to go fishing. I set it up about a week ahead of time. The day I plan to go, my Dad tells me that there was no way I was going. Good thing my mom picked me up. So DangerMouse and I drive to the local creak.

If you're like me and you believe the wackos at NASA, chances are you buy into the theory that the universe is constantly expanding.  While its impossible to know by exactly what degree, astronomers believe it to be at a rate of 70.8 (km/sec)/Megaparsec, driven primarily by (a very cool sounding) dark energy.

While it's unscientific, for all intents and purposes of this article, we can say the universe is growing to infinity (or at least, really, really big).

It looks like someone finally remade the classic Helicopter Game! This version features a new color scheme, red instead of green.

 Portal 2 has been unoffically announced!  On x-Play, Valve's Kim Swift inadvertently announced that Portal 2 is in the works!

"I believe Doug Lombardi, who is our lead marketing director at Valve, has announced Portal 2, so we can’t wait!”

This "accidental" announcement might not work out well for Swift, but it works out well for us!  Now the only question remaining is, will there be more cake?